- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
- Why did the smartphone need glasses? Because it lost all its contacts!
- Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it had too many megabytes!
- Why did the laptop go to the beach? To surf the web!
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- Why did the smartphone go to school? To learn how to text properly!
- Why did the robot go to space? To find intelligent life on other planets!
- Why did the laptop join a gym? To get more RAM!
- Why did the printer join a band? To print out some sheet music!
- Why did the internet join a book club? To download some e-books!
- Why did the computer join a cooking class? To learn how to make cookies with cookies!
- Why did the smartphone join a dance class? To learn how to sync properly!
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- Why did the robot join a meditation class? To find inner peace in its circuits!
- Why did the printer break up with its girlfriend? Because it had too many paper jams!
- Why did the internet break up with its girlfriend? Because it was too slow!
- Why did the computer get cold? Because it left its Windows open!
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